Bow ties are cool

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  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

(Source: brain-food)

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

(Source: unclefather)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.